What Happened to DESTROY a Wedding without Warning?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 24 June 2025
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| 0:00.0 | What happened that destroyed a wedding without warning? |
| 0:04.0 | Well, I wasn't born at the time, but my parents rented the observation deck on the Hancock building in Boston for their reception. |
| 0:10.0 | Tallest building in the city, beautiful view. My dad poured over historic weather charts to figure out what day was statistically most likely to be nice out. |
| 0:19.0 | Day of the wedding comes, and of course, thick fog, unlike anything that'd ever seen before. |
| 0:22.6 | Couldn't see a thing out of the windows of the room they'd picked specifically for the view. |
| 0:26.6 | It worked out well, though. They were happily married for nearly 30 years before illness took my dad a few years ago. |
| 0:32.6 | There's one other funny anecdote to that wedding, though. |
| 0:34.6 | The wedding was held in King's Chapel, which is an incredibly historic church in downtown Boston, |
| 0:40.4 | that some think of a major tourist attraction. |
| 0:42.6 | Turns out it wasn't even that expensive to close it for one afternoon for a wedding. |
| 0:46.6 | The tourists waiting outside the church didn't know that, though, |
| 0:49.4 | and someone started the rumor that my parents were incredibly wealthy, maybe even Kennedys. |
| 0:55.1 | As a result, there were tons of people taking photos of them when they left the ceremony. Not sure if any of them |
| 0:59.1 | ever figured out that my parents most certainly were not rich or famous. When I was six or seven, |
| 1:04.7 | I went to a cousin's wedding. Everything was fabulous for little old me, so much sugar everywhere, |
| 1:09.8 | basically heaven. The reception was in a big community center that was reserved for little old me, so much sugar everywhere, basically heaven. The reception was |
| 1:11.6 | in a big community centre that was reserved for the occasion. Went to the girl's bathroom, |
| 1:15.9 | passing by the men's room to see my uncle on the dance floor. Went back to the main room |
| 1:19.9 | to tell my dad my uncle was looking weird. Well, it turns out uncle had had a stroke and died. |
| 1:25.6 | The bride spent the rest of the afternoon crying and everyone except |
| 1:28.6 | close family left. Bright side is the marriage is still going strong 20 years later, despite what |
| 1:33.8 | happened that day. Leading up to my friend's wedding, his father had been battling cancer after a |
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