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My name is Taylor Rockwell and with me today to talk about the close of the transfer window.

One, two, three, four days after it closed, which is obviously the ideal time to talk about the close of the transfer window.

Our two friends, neither of whom I would put up for sale, even if Todd Bolley's Chelsea podcast came in with a way over the top offer. It's Graham Ruthven. Hello, Graham. Hello, Taylor Rockwell. That is very, very kind of you. But the fact is that Todd Bolley, even though I am not his property, has actually tried to sell me this summer. So he's beat you to it there.

I don't know how I feel about that.

That feels like tapping up.

We're going to have some words, me and Todd.

Joining us, running out the crew is Mr. Joe Lowry.

Hello, Joe.

Taylor, all it's going to take to solve that's a Budweiser or whatever that beer was.

Todd's going to drop a few cold ones your way.

You guys are going to drink a little bit. You're going to have a good time. All of a sudden, what happens to Graham just doesn't seem to matter so much. Do you think when you go to Stanford Bridge, so when you go to the Harry Potter World at Universal, like the theme part, you can get like a butter beer? Do you think when you go to Stanford Bridge you can buy a bolly beer? It's like a thing that they have branded as part of the experience. So yes, and then my assumption is automatically that because that man has never had a, like, a Budweiser or a Bud Light, it's probably room temperature as well. It's a room temperature bud light is the Bowley beer. And it costs, I don't know, $13, but you can spread that out over six years if you want to. I think this is clear like, I think this is Clear Lake Capitol's next big thing. Yeah. That's what I think.

Well, if they do end up doing that, I'm sure we'll talk about it on our next transfer show.

But today, we're talking about some of the deadline day deals that happened that we haven't yet discussed or haven't discussed in full.

We're also going to talk the best moves of the window, the worst moves of the window.

I'm sure Manchester United will figure in there somewhere.

I'm not excited to find out where.

But first, Graham, let's start with some of the deadline day deals.

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