What happened on a first date that made you decide, you know what, actually, I'm good?

He used his pocket knife to cut me a slice of cake, and then later scraped some dirt clumps off

his shoe with the same knife. I asked him if he ever cleaned his knife, and he replied,

No, why? He also confessed he was madly in love with me the same day. We'd just met.

One time I took this girl to dinner and she could not stop staring at our waiter.

I'll grant her one thing.

I'm a guy and I can admit this guy was probably hot for anyone who prefers men.

Square-jawed and muscled college athletes type.

I get it.

But I did not appreciate the fact that she literally cramed her neck

every time the kitchen doors swung open to see if he was walking out.

Eventually, I gave her enough cash to pay for my part of the meal,

told her I'd noticed, as though I couldn't have,

suggested to her that she could get his contact info when she paid the bill and then left.

You wingmaned another bro on your own date?

The next bro awards will feature you. He got us pulled over. The car was searched and he had a

brick of some hardcore substances in the trunk. I almost got arrested. He finally vouched that this

was a blind date and I was innocent. I mean, sounds like even if you wanted to,

there couldn't have been a second date. He tried to change my order with the waitress because I

didn't order what he'd recommended. Met a girl at a friend's party. We were both in our mid-twenties,

ended up spending three hours talking, and she was so funny, charming, gorgeous, and carefree. I asked her out and

got a wonderful, I would love to, from her. I showed up about four days later at the restaurant

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