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Success is yours.

You're probably wondering why we have asked you here today.

We want to tell you that we have faith in you.

And we know you can do it.

We know you've got everything it takes to accomplish whatever your heart desires.

We believe in you. Hey, good morning, everybody.

Good morning.

Now you can take on the day.

No need to do the show.

Success is yours.

Those were sold as self-help tapes.

That was one of those late-night infomercials.

Imagine how low you have to be.

To be sitting there and watching that going,

you know what I need.

I need a, and I believe at the time it was a CD you could buy that they would send you.

And it was just, I think, like 20, 45 second tracks that sound like that of just cheering.

And then saying, you're the best. Imagine how low you have to be in your life to order that.

Have you ever run into anyone, like working anywhere that actually listens to those things?

Well, I, uh, my question would be, have you ever ordered anything off television late at night?

Oh, well, that's different. Freedom Rock. Oh, sure. Oh, I don't think of that name, see, I don't think I have. Um, there, I was, I mean, by the time that all went away,

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