What happened at your job that felt like something straight out of the office?

My father left his old job because they created the committee committee. They kept creating

committees for things and kept having to decide who would be on them, so they created a committee

whose sole purpose was to select members of other committees.

I once broke wind at work, and my cubicle is by the kitchen.

My manager walks by my cubicle and says,

Hmm, what does that smell?

Smells like someone's warming up their dinner from last night.

I could not stop laughing in my mind after he said that.

I used to work testing bloods in a biohazard hood. It's a glass chamber thingy with venting fans and gas lines for when you need to use

bunsen burners or whatever. Anyways, I tooted and it ended up being so rancid that my co-workers

called security to check for gas leaks. I didn't have the heart to take the

blame. I work in a large office, and the president of the company rode around on a freaking segue.

I remember attending a meeting once, and he segued in, stood on the freaking thing to deliver his

presentation, and then segued out of the room like he was riding a gosh-darn

Roman chariot. We had a meeting about how we were having too many meetings.

I work for a smaller non-profit. The boss sends out an email about limiting use on the

colour copier because we need to save money and the color tones are expensive.

Fine, I only print in black and white most of the time anyway. Next day, she calls me down

to help troubleshoot her wireless connection to the printer. One, it turns out the connection

has always been fine, but what she actually needs is help formatting a document before it gets

printed. The document is Harry Potter-themed

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