What happened at a wedding that let you know the marriage was going to end in a divorce?

The groom looked drunk and the bride seemed incredibly angry.

Then there was this woman walking around during the reception, placing bets on when they would divorce.

I later found out she was the mother of the groom.

The groom said in his speech, when I joined a dating agency, I never thought I'd be so lucky as to find my own personal cook,

dishwasher, and washing machine.

Not only is that a crappy way to describe anyone, he's in for a nasty surprise when he realizes

his wife is actually a complete diva and will expect him to do all those things for her.

Bad relationship all around.

Groom's mistress found out he was getting married and showed up at the wedding.

In the middle of the idus, walked right and showed up at the wedding, in the middle

of the idos, walked right up on stage and smacked him in the face, pulling a Will Smith

slap before the Will Smith slap even happened.

The groom stabbed his new brother-in-law to death with the knife used to cut the wedding cake,

no less.

Well, technically it happened at the reception, not the wedding.

Yeah, like, that's a detail I was worried about and not the fact that somebody was stabbed to death at a wedding.

Backstory.

About four years before the wedding, the wife's brother had shot her in the leg during an argument.

Yes, alcohol was involved.

At the reception, he started loudly telling the guests that he wished he'd shot her in the head instead,

at which point the groom got stabby. Alcohol was, again, involved. At the rehearsal dinner, the groom's mom is in

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