What great things can't we have anymore because of, well, idiots.

Years ago, Long John Silvers would donate their excess food to a local shelter.

Then, one idiot tried to get rich by suing the chain, saying that the donated food was tampered with,

even alleging it was deliberately poisoned to kill the homeless population.

The case went nowhere, but it made all of the

local restaurants hesitant to donate, and now none of them donate any food at all. This hit all

of the convention centers and large event spaces. We have to throw away so much food now,

even if it's individually packaged. My high school used to do a big breakfast buffet for graduating seniors on the last day of

school. Bacon, eggs, pancakes, sausage, fruits, pastries, cereal grits, oatmeal, juice, coffee,

basically anything you could imagine. And they'd let you miss your first period class to hang out

in the cafeteria for it. It was a big deal that everyone looked forward to.

The whole school would smell awesome, and all the other students would be sealing with envy in

their first period classes. Well, my junior year, the graduating class ahead of me, decided to stage

a massive food fight. There were grits on the ceiling well into the following year, and of course,

the principal was so angry, my class

didn't get a senior breakfast. I'm still bitter to this very day. Public toilets. Public toilets teach

you that a lot of humans have not mastered pooping and not having its spray all over the walls,

and that lots of people like to do the deed in public toilets. I'm in so much disbelief because on the one hand, people can't wipe their own butts,

but on the other they can drive 80 miles per hour in organised lanes,

three times a day, every day for years, as not get into an accident once, while sober anyway.

You should watch the YouTube video of East Asia four-way streets with scooters. It's insane.

It looks like clusters of bees and nobody's hitting each other. Effective over-the-counter

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