What Gemini Season, Blue Eyeshadow, and Your 2026 Astrology Forecast Have in Common with Aliza Kelly
Gloss Angeles
Kirbie Johnson and Sara Tan
4.6 • 772 Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2026
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
If you’ve listened to Gloss Angeles long enough, you know we love attributing everything from our work ethic to our penchant for luxury to being Capricorns. This week, we’re joined by astrologer, author, and Astrolotea podcast host Aliza Kelly to help us make sense of astrology in 2026. We get into how social media has transformed astrology—for better and worse—whether birth charts can actually help relationships, and what Gemini season means for beauty, wellness, and self-improvement. Then, Aliza puts our charts under the microscope to reveal what makes us so fascinated by beauty and Hollywood before giving every zodiac sign a cosmic forecast for summer and the rest of the year.
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| 0:00.0 | G.M. |
| 0:03.2 | Los Angeles. |
| 0:05.6 | Hi, Kirby. |
| 0:07.1 | Hi, Sarah. |
| 0:08.4 | Welcome to Los Angeles. |
| 0:14.4 | If you've listened to the podcast long enough, you know we love to dabble in our |
| 0:18.9 | astrological traits and attribute everything from our work |
| 0:22.2 | ethic to our unhinged takes on being Capricorns. So we figured it was time to have a legitimate |
| 0:27.8 | astrology resource on the podcast to learn how the planets affect things like beauty, |
| 0:32.3 | trends, and headlines. Today, we're joined by Alisa Kelly, astrologer, author, and podcast hosts known for bridging |
| 0:39.0 | spirituality and pop culture to us into Gemini's season and give you tips on how to make the |
| 0:45.7 | most of your own placements. Welcome to Los Angeles, Elisa. Oh my gosh, thank you for having me, |
| 0:52.0 | The Capricorn Show. It really is. And also, you're our first |
| 0:56.0 | astrologer ever on the pod after 500 episodes, the first. Seven years, 500 episodes. |
| 1:01.4 | 500 episodes. Yes. Oh, wow. That is an honor. Yeah. We're almost at 600. So, |
| 1:05.7 | crazy. I know. We're so excited to have you here. This is the Capricorn spirit. |
| 1:10.2 | Like, everyone take note. Like, not everyone can do this. Thank you. Because they ain't us. Like, I get it. But wait, Capricorn rising over here. So I feel, I feel right at home. Okay. Safe and sound. What is the difference between a December Capricorn and a January Capricorn? Good question. Do you guys feel the difference? Like that, I'm always interested in if signs within the sign, you can sense the difference of energy. I think we're very similar in so many ways, but then there's definitely differences. So what happened? So there's no such thing as cusp signs in astrology, which is like our first |
| 1:46.0 | debunk of the day, perhaps. So you're not like a Gemini, Torres Gemini cusp or a Gemini |
| 1:52.5 | cancer cusp. You are either a Gemini or a cancer because the sun was at an exact moment when you |
| 1:59.5 | were born. But as the sun progresses through a zodiac sign, |
| 2:05.6 | it changes how it experiences that zodiac sign because each zodiac sign has its own sort of maturation |
| 2:11.7 | process. When you're a December Capricorn, you're closer to winter solstice, you are early in the Capricorn journey and experience. |
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