What would be a funny thing to say to a surgeon before anesthesia kicks in five seconds later?

I had broken my wrist and was being put under to have four pins inserted.

They gave me anesthesia through an IV, and I felt coldness spreading up my arm and across my chest.

The nurse asked how I was doing, and I said, this must be what dying feels like.

I heard her say, oh my God, and then I was out.

So, did you die? Yes. Dude, I broke my wrist too. Four pins and a plate, same exact

sensation, comment, and a shocked face response from the anesthesiist. Are you me? You or me reincarnated.

Can't believe you're dead. Yeah, the worst part is how much

the Wi-Fi in this casket sucks. I'm sure the Wi-Fi will be the least of his worries once his

battery dies. Wow, I actually have a relevant story that happened recently. As I was getting ready

to go under, they were placing a device in my mouth to keep me from biting down on the scope

they were going to use for the endoscopy.

Think medical ball gag, but a hard plastic ring instead of a ball.

As the gal was placing it in, I asked, wait, what's the safe word?

I heard a good amount of laughing as the world turned black.

I'm awake would probably be a good safe word.

Related comment, but doesn't really answer the question.

My dad was in the middle of a surgery repairing some pretty nasty damage on his wrist after a

skiing accident. He was under heavy anesthesia, but the surgeons were having serious trouble with

the screws in his wrist, which apparently jarred him around enough to wake him up. He noticed

their struggles and managed to say, righty-tidy, lefty-lusey, then he passed back out. This is the most dad thing I've ever heard.

How do you keep a surgeon in suspense? This is the best one yet. Shame it's buried so deep in the

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