We've mentioned selling sunset a few times because let's just call this selling sunset, right? Yes. Um, they do that. Those reality shows, they make everybody happier because they have a better music beds than the bachelor.

I did not pick up on that and that is a different direction. Oh my god. This is a younger. Oh, I felt it, Nicky. When this happened, I was like, oh, they're doing something different here.

Winning the red flag. Oh, it's so good.

Hi, hello, and welcome to another brand spanking episode of another bachelor podcast. My name is Dylan. I'm settled up next to one real Nicholas Davis. What's going on, everybody?

Bad producer podcast over there behind my glasses. Hello. How are you? Pretty good. You're going to ask me, how are you? Can you not ask it? Like it's such an obligation. Oh, kind of. It's not even I think it's pleasant chance to play bird asking me. I get that we have to do this whole, you know, we don't stick about that. I've been sitting with you for two hours. So I am so happy to be here because, you know, we've had seasons past that have just been what's the word bad? Are you doing your general thoughts already? What are you doing?

One isn't. I'm just so happy and excited to get into this episode. Clayton is such a bozo. What are the worst we've ever had? If not the worst, but before we get to general thoughts, do we have any public service enough? Yeah, I need to get paid.

We were having a little peak behind the curtain here. We were having discussions about what we're going to do for the future to pay ourselves. This is where you threaten the audience. 100%.

I need to see any of you who haven't signed up for Patreon. I need at least three months out of you of you paying, especially been listening for a couple of years. Yeah, because if I don't see the numbers go up, we're talking about putting bachelor bachelor at paradise, everything, everything behind a paywall.

And then you won't get to hear us anymore. So if you got the means, you got the five bucks. Now is your time to do it. Head over to patreon.com slash another podcast network and ponia.

And if you don't have the means, do you have any recommendations for how somebody could get five dollars share the show with some other people to do or go visit a relative. I guess what's around the corner Valentine's Day show up at the house, take their credit card out. They won't know what it's only like five bucks or something. Yeah, and then sign up for patreon on someone else's credit card.

Kind of like a Paul Giamati situation and sideways. Oh, yeah, well, he took cold cold hard cash. You can take cold hard cash if you need to, but do steal from your relatives if you don't have five dollars a month.

Because if you don't have five dollars a month to spend on your favorite content creators, you might as well just give up and be a fucking criminal for the rest of your life, because that's really, really sad.

And don't forget about kidding. It's not I'm sorry. My path of class action lawsuits. Literally just Google class action lawsuits. The first five results are going to be ongoing ones. I just got an email recently from Tinder. And if you were on Tinder from like 2016 to 2019 and you've year of the ages of like 28 to 33 or something.

You're part of a class action lawsuit because they were charging older people more for their paid services. Oh, wow. Isn't that hilarious of Tinder? That's hilarious.

And if that's not your cup of tea, you say you're never a member or a tender. I definitely know you all of you have probably had some beer. Call a Budweiser. There's a phone number on every single can customer service. Press four for the complaint line. Tell him you choked on a piece of barley. They'll send you a Budweiser truck will show up to your house. They'll give you a free case of beer.

You take that case of beer down to a homeless encampment or park or some you sell each one of those beers market rate $1 a beer. That's $24 bucks.

Oh, you sell them to the homeless people who usually just ask for the beer for free or ask for money to buy the beer.

Oh, yeah. Okay.

That's all our bad. Everyone's got a dollar. Right. Okay.

Dylan, I'm going to mirror your sentiment. I think you were hinting at that you're enjoying the season. Getting ahead of myself is what I was actually doing.

Well, now we're here. Okay. So I'm not sure what it is. But I didn't enjoy Matt Cameron's match AIM season. I didn't enjoy Katie season. Right.

I didn't enjoy Michelle season. Right. Yet we're two episodes into this. And somehow I'm enjoying it. I'm not going to say that this would be a show if I didn't get paid to do it.

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