What does your crazy neighbour do that made them infamous?

Mine threatened to put giant signs across the wooded border between our properties if my other neighbour got into another border dispute with him.

This was after stopping my excavator from doing his job, which was finishing grading the lot so that we could plant grass,

and then threatening said excavator if he got over the

property line. He was 50 feet away from the line and not taking down any trees. The neighbour finished

his rent and then left without ever introducing himself. When he's not complaining to the cops

about my neighbour, he's doing everything legally possible to annoy the cops themselves. I used to live in a little town of about 300 people where we had an elderly neighbour named Gladys.

She had routinely looked near our garbage can outside and take the recyclable bottles and cans that we'd leave for her.

After we cleaned out a fish tank, we put the gravel and fake plants in a bag and left it on top

of the garbage can, because the can was already full. About a week later, Gladys hollered at me

while I was outside to come over as she wanted to show me something. She had taken the garbage

bag that we'd left and planted the fake plants along the side of her house. She said she wasn't

really confident that they'd make it, but so far they

seemed to be thriving. I could only nod and compliment her on her green thumb. She dug up my

fancy flowers and replanted them in her own yard 15 feet away. Man, I felt this. My crazy neighbor

took my new blueberry and raspberry bushes and stuck them in her

yard. She replaced them with sticks that she found. I had a neighborhood sneak into my yard at

night and roll up my sod. It would be laid perfectly the night before, but I'd get up in the

morning and it would be rolled up just like it was when it came from the store. I finally got

angry and spent the night laying by my back door with a baseball bat and a flashlight, ready to

bonk the crap out of whoever it was. Sure enough, they came around two in the morning, and I stood up,

turned the light on and was face to face with four raccoons rolling up my sod looking for bugs. I had a neighbour who

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