What Do You Do After Ozempic? Get Divorced.

Sarah and Vinnie Full Show

Audacy

Comedy

4.4 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2026

⏱️ 4 minutes

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If you're trimming the fat from your body, should you cut it from the rest of your life too?

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0:00.0	Hey, Bay Area, good morning.
0:01.3	Coffee, please.
0:02.1	Wake up with Sarah and Vinny.
0:03.4	This is amazing!
0:05.1	Every morning on Alice.
0:06.9	973.
0:08.8	What do you do after Ozempic?
0:11.5	According to a study, people who undergo rapid weight loss, in this case we're talking about
0:18.1	using Ozempic, are twice as likely to divorce.
0:23.4	Oh.
0:24.5	This is like the story you hear where someone gets sick and then they recover and go, I'm not putting up with this crap anymore.
0:32.1	I know someone like that.
0:33.2	I am the bleep out of here.
0:34.4	Yeah.
0:35.3	I could have died and I would have died married to that guy.
0:38.8	I'm out of here.
0:40.3	Yeah, that's, you know, Amy Schumer's gone on and on about not getting a divorce because of OZempic.
0:46.3	But did get a divorce right after the OZepic took all the weight off.
0:50.3	Weight loss drugs like OZempik, Monjaro, and Wigovey can free some people of pounds and their toxic marriage.
0:58.4	According to new research, people who undergo rapid weight loss are twice as likely to divorce.
1:02.9	The study focused on people who'd been fitted with gastric bans, but the idea is that it could extend to the rise of the GLP1 drugs.
1:13.0	Oh, so they're saying this is specific to people who gut the stomach or lost weight in other ways,
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