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Echo devices. Hey, smarty pants, I'm standing on the banks of a famous lake in Scotland called

Lockness. Does that ring any bells? Any idea why this lake's so famous? Did you say the Lockness

Monster? That's right. But guess what? I'm actually not here to see Old Nessie. I'm here to

see something else. No, not Bigfoot. I'm here for something more exciting. Wait, could that be

there she is? Yes, why? It's a unicorn. Ain't she beautiful? Oh, brings a tear to my eye.

Wow, everyone's getting emotional over a unicorn.

Oh, and I should let you in on the fact that it's not a real unicorn. It's just a statue of

a unicorn. Oh, there she is. Very, very real to us. The unicorn is a treasure for all the Scottish

people. It's one of our national symbols. The unicorn is a national symbol of Scotland. Why would a

mythical magical white horse with a long horn represent Scotland? Bigfoot, do you know?

What about you, Lockness Monster? How about you, Smarney Pants? Do you know why the unicorn is the

national symbol for Scotland? Or why the Shamrock is the national symbol for Ireland?

Or why the bald eagle represents the United States? Why do we even have national symbols in the

first place? It's time for another whiff of science and history on Hell Smarded. Who Smarded?

Who Smart is it you? Is it me? Is it science or history? Listen up. Everyone, we make

Smarney lots of fun on Hell Smarded. Okay, Smarney Pants, raise your hands if you knew the unicorn

is Scotland's national animal. Hmm, I see a few, but not many. Turns out, unicorns have been the

national symbol of Scotland for hundreds of years. They first appeared on a Scottish royal coat of

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