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What Do Snitches Get?

Togethermess

Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd

Relationships, Society & Culture, Kids & Family

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2024

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

It’s tiiiiiime… in the Schroeder household. Halloween is gone and Christmas is upon us. We are talking decorations, the holidays as a kid, and all we are looking forward to. Next, we have a BTS story of our time on the Amazing Race. Finally, we dive into a Dear Crabby a little crabby.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Yeah, media group.

0:02.0

What it makes Christmas shopping way more exciting when you're going in Toys R Us because

0:10.4

it's like I need to get this and what if that sold out and that's like Christmas instead

0:15.1

of just ordering it online and it being delivered to your door.

0:18.6

It's like Kevin MacHouse are going to Duncan's toy chest.

0:22.4

In New York, is that New York City? Yeah, but it's not real. Hey, guys, episode 84. I dropped my kids off at school today and I went straight to the doctor and got my stitches out. They feel itchy, but it feels good that they're gone because now I feel like it can actually smile. Yeah, when it gets to that point, I usually just take them out myself. Oof. Cause I don't like all that stuff, but I do like the feeling of when the stitches come out. You told me it wasn't going to hurt. It kind of hurt. What do they just clip and pull it? It feels good. No, it like here, I was just like breathing in. It kind of hurt. I think you work yourself up.

1:05.4

No, it's, this is so sensitive right here. I know, but doesn't it feel good to get those out of there? I'm sure if it was on my knee or something, it would feel good, but right here by my nostril, it didn't feel amazing. So Jordan obviously had stitches, that's what we're talking about. And the other day, I was downstairs watching football, and I hear all this yelling upstairs.

1:25.7

I'm like, what is going on?

1:27.1

It's like bedtime.

1:28.3

So, Jordan's like, you come up here and- and the other day, I was downstairs watching football and I hear all this yelling upstairs.

1:25.7

I'm like, what is going on?

1:27.1

It's like bedtime.

1:28.3

So, Jordan's like, you come up here and get these kids right now. And I'm like, Lawson, come in my room and we'll watch the end of the football game. And he's like, I can't believe Mommy called you and told on me. She, she ratted me out. She goes, that's why she has stitches,

1:43.2

because he knows the phrase,

1:44.8

I don't know how he knows it,

1:45.6

but snitches get stitches.

1:47.2

And he goes, I can't she has stitches. Cause he knows the phrase. I don't know how he knows it, but snitches get stitches.

1:47.2

And he goes, I can't believe she called and told on me.

1:50.3

That's why she has stitches. And instead of cranking up, I'm like, all right, buddy, you're tired. Let's just go to bed. Because Lawson does that when he gets so tired. And I've said this before, he wants to fight with me.

2:02.1

And I was so calm the whole time and I'm like,

2:04.5

loss and do you want a hug?

2:06.2

I was like, do you want me to tuck you in?

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