What do INSANELY POOR People buy, that Normal People know nothing about?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 25 July 2023
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What do insanely poor people buy that ordinary people know nothing about? |
| 0:04.9 | Growing up, my family had its moments of struggle. |
| 0:07.7 | Our public transport system at the time had tickets which were simply whole-punched with the date and month, not the year. |
| 0:14.2 | So we'd save them and store them neatly in envelopes marked by month and concession or full fare. |
| 0:19.5 | After a few years of saving tickets, we pretty |
| 0:21.9 | much had free train and bus travel for the next 10 years, until they changed the ticketing system |
| 0:27.1 | to electronically stamp tickets with barcodes. My office only has a unisex bathroom, so it has |
| 0:33.8 | the facilities for men and women. Naturally, there's a tampon machine, and tampons are only |
| 0:39.0 | five cents. Once a month, I'll work late, get a roll of nickels, and fill up a grocery |
| 0:43.6 | sack with tampons for my wife. Extended stay housing or motels slash hotels. When you can't qualify |
| 0:50.8 | to get an apartment because you don't have proof of income, you end up |
| 0:54.2 | wasting more money to stay for a week at an extended day housing or a cheap motel. |
| 0:59.2 | It sucks having no home and being a transient. |
| 1:01.8 | I promise myself never to be in the same situation again. |
| 1:05.8 | I was so poor once that I would go to Long John Silvers and order a water in crunchies, |
| 1:12.0 | which used to be free, |
| 1:16.9 | then sit there and watch the people that would dine in. It was amazing how little they ate, |
| 1:22.1 | and then they would leave without dumping their tray off in the trash. Fries, hush puppies, chicken, |
| 1:28.8 | fish, all untouched. No, I didn't eat a piece that was bitten off of. I once saw a woman order a two-piece fish and more for her kid that ate one hush puppy and a few fries, and then left the rest of it |
| 1:34.2 | there. It was the best I had eaten in weeks. Glad that's behind me now. Lots of school systems do |
| 1:40.7 | free lunches for kids under 18 during the summer. When I was a kid, I remember |
| 1:44.9 | my dad taking us to get lunch at the school, then go play disc golf, soccer, or do something else |
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