What Do I Do? There's Nobody To Date!
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Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 12 June 2024
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to Dr. Ethan's Dating Corner, where in this episode, Dr. Ethan and Nurse Patrick treat the illnesses of there being no men to date, people putting restrictions on when they allow themselves to date, friend group break-ups and having your ex's pictures on your phone.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm not here to chastise you and say you should change your mind. But if you want, if like it's important to you to find a spouse, if it's important you find a boyfriend, then you need to change what you're doing because obviously what you're doing is not working. But if you're not willing to change, okay, just admit to yourself, I don't want to change how I'm living because I don't want a boyfriend that bad. That's fine. No one here, someone might get mad at you, but we're not going to get |
| 0:25.2 | mad at you. I know it hurts. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not your point. All right. You came to |
| 0:33.1 | the right place. You ding dong. It's called communication, baby. |
| 0:53.8 | Welcome to The Crunch, the only podcast hosted by two married men that doesn't hate women. It's your boy, Ethan. |
| 0:55.8 | And I'm Patrick, and I don't hate women the most. |
| 0:58.6 | This episode of The Crunch, special episode, it's called Dr. Ethan's Dating Corner. |
| 1:02.3 | Every week, we take your dating questions. |
| 1:04.3 | That's right, your dating questions. |
| 1:06.9 | You send them in. |
| 1:07.7 | Go to bit.ly slash crunch discord. |
| 1:10.0 | Go to the dating corner channel. |
| 1:11.9 | Submit your question. We take it. We answer it on the podcast. If you have a question you want answered, |
| 1:17.0 | bit.ly slash crunch discord. Ethan, yes. I have a question for you. I'm ready. What are we doing |
| 1:22.9 | wrong? This one comes from. Oh, I thought you met you and me. No, no, no, no, we're doing everything right. |
| 1:29.5 | It's the year of Ethan, it's the road to 200. |
| 1:32.6 | It's the, we're going to make freaking a million dollars in two years, baby. |
| 1:39.5 | That's the goal. |
| 1:40.8 | So my best friend and I are single. |
| 1:44.9 | Not, no, not us, we're married. But my best, this girl, best friend and I are single. Not, no, not us. |
| 1:45.8 | We're married. |
| 1:46.3 | But my best, this girl, best friend and I are single, 21, 22 female. |
| 1:50.8 | We both been out of college for a year. |
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