4.8 • 819 Ratings
🗓️ 27 November 2019
⏱️ 57 minutes
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0:00.0 | I'm Sijin Odest and you're listening to Beard Football Rands. |
0:20.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to be our football ranks. |
0:24.4 | As the cold weather has drawn in, the rank god has been felled. |
0:28.9 | He lies sick, weak and ailing in a room in South London. |
0:32.8 | So today the toughest two members of the rank squad are going it alone. |
0:36.5 | Not only in the studio, but out on the road as well. |
0:39.5 | More on that later on. |
0:40.9 | My name is Jack Collins, and I will be your host today, |
0:43.2 | and I'm joined in this two-headed production by the Monarch of the Melons, |
0:46.8 | the Cantaloupe King, His Highness of Honeydew. |
0:49.9 | It's Dean Jones. |
0:51.1 | Hello, mate. |
0:51.5 | I'm feeling very well today. |
0:52.6 | Yeah, me too. |
0:53.4 | I feel perfectly good. |
0:55.0 | I really do, full of beans. |
0:56.0 | Yeah, absolutely. |
0:57.0 | If normally ranks is Cerberus, imagine that Hercules has already submitted one of the heads. |
1:02.0 | This is now a bicephalic production. |
1:04.0 | Right now we are Janus, the two-faced Roman god of transitions. |
1:08.0 | We are the infamous Batman villain once called Harvey Dent. We are |
1:11.9 | Professor Quirrell in the Philosopher's Stone. The Pokemon Dogeo, the flip of a coin, a chimera |
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