What do banana ball and Mortal Kombat have in common? - #3006
The Tom Barnard Podcast
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🗓️ 8 May 2026
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
There's a hot new sport sweeping the nation, and once again it's named after a food. It's banana ball, and it's basically baseball but weird. Kind of like how pickleball is tennis but weird. You know what's not weird? Sequels to ancient franchises. Devil Wears Prada 2 and Mortal Kombat 2 are making waves at the box office. There's never been a better time to be over the age of 30. In some cases, well over.
Topics:
Tom's teeth
Banana ball
Harlem Globetrotters
Disney Cruise CSAM sting
Devil Wears Prada 2
Mortal Kombat 2
Should I Marry a Murderer
Parenthood insanity story
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Tom Bernard family podcast with |
| 0:07.7 | Co-host Catherine Brandt |
| 0:09.1 | Brandt |
| 0:10.0 | And Kristen Byrude |
| 0:12.0 | We got to open the show today with the fact that I went to the dentist because I have a broken tooth right here |
| 0:18.0 | And I got only get a cleaning and all that stuff and get everything taken care of your dentist why what's wrong he's a good guy he goes in to get a |
| 0:27.2 | sleep apnea apparatus and now we've got a whole lot of dental work that needs to be |
| 0:34.9 | well that was my choice not his well I mean you have to have it done. You've got cavities, infections. You're, yeah. But in any case. Gums are the gateway to the rest of the body. They sure are, yeah. A gateway to hell. He's got to have a major gum cleaning, apparently. What are you talking about? Exactly what I'm talking about. I have a broken tooth right here that I have to get a fake one put in. I have a dental implant. I'm still missing a tooth. I got a tooth taken out like four years ago and I just haven't bothered to replace it. You don't have to. You don't need to, no. But every so often if I'm eating like a tortilla chip and it goes in just the right way, it's not. Oh, yeah. Stabs you? Yep. It's not a pleasant feeling. Not a pleasant feeling. Stab the top of your mouth, the chip. To close out the story, let me just say this. Catherine was kind of like a star at the office. It was like, oh, my God. They were sucking up to you like there was no tomorrow. |
| 1:28.6 | Oh. Catherine was kind of like a star at the office. It was like, oh, my God. |
| 1:30.8 | They were sucking up to you like there was no tomorrow. |
| 1:32.7 | Oh, look at Catherine. |
| 1:35.7 | Well, what it was was they asked. |
| 1:39.2 | So Tom went into the dentist Monday when he missed the show. |
| 1:43.4 | And they did his x-rays and all of that kind of stuff. And then told Tom all of the stuff that needs to be done in his mouth, which is pretty extensive. |
| 1:48.6 | He's got one bridge that's got to be replaced. |
| 1:50.9 | He's got this other thing that has to be done. |
| 1:53.0 | He's got gum problems. |
| 1:55.6 | A lot going on. |
| 1:57.6 | So they were like, well, what do you want to do? |
| 2:00.0 | Because you really don't want to do all of it at one time. |
| 2:02.6 | And also getting fitted for a $1900 apnea device, it's molded to your teeth. So if we're going to change your teeth, you don't really want to do that. |
| 2:16.6 | So anyway, and he he said I'll do |
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