What disgusting secrets does your employer keep from its customers?

The fajita sizzle because we pour oil and water on a hot plate, not because we grilled anything.

My whole life is a lie.

Former employer was charging clients for a WAN backup solution that wasn't even running.

I was still actively developing it when I quit.

Client called up and asked to see the records of the backup.

I said it wasn't running and that we didn't have any, to my knowledge. Client called up and asked to see the records of the backup. I said it

wasn't running and that we didn't have any, to my knowledge. Client flips out, calls boss,

boss flips out at me for not lying. Screw that noise. I used to work in a major movie theater

and we would recycle hot dogs. Basically, if the links were on the spinning rack all day and didn't get purchased, they would be thrown in a bucket and re-frozen. We poked a fore-colon one to see how long it would stay in rotation.

Seven freaking days. Worked for a self-storage place in Rockland, California. They made every

customer sign a lease agreement that said that you wouldn't hold them responsible if your unit

was broken into and things were stolen. I found out that we had seven to eight burglaries a year. The owners would get

sued, but they would always get off because they produced the lease agreement in court, and the

judge would dismiss the case. One day, I came in from vacation to pick up my paycheck, and I found

the owner and the manager loading up a truck with the contents from a unit that wasn't theirs. I went around the corner to an area where the fence allowed me to look in, and saw that they

went to another storage space, cut off the lock, and proceeded to load up the truck with a telescope,

big screen TV, and some power tools. I came back the next day and asked one of my coworkers.

He told me that the owners of the storage space would sell the stuff they stole from renters and that the manager and the owner did the same thing with another property that

they owned in Granite Bay. I quit to go back to Sack State. I called the Rockland cops to tell

them what the owners were doing, and they said that there was nothing they could do unless they

were caught in the act. Tim Horton's smile cookies. Pay an extra dollar for a chocolate chunk cookie with a smile drawn on it. All proceeds

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