What Valentine's Day disasters have you witnessed? I served at a Japanese hibachi restaurant and

once had a couple come and the dude dumps her after the meal. She then gets up and throws up a

trail probably a good 20 feet as she runs to the bathroom. The dude got up and left the girl

and I was left to clean the mess. I blew my car's tire and my friend came in to bail me out.

We're both straight dudes and forgot it was Valentine's. Decided to have dinner and both were coming

from important meetings so had suits on. We didn't catch on until the end and how the entire

wait staff thought we were just the cutest gay couple. I 100% went to lunch with my best friend on V-Day years ago because we were both single and the staff thought we were just the cutest gay couple. I 100% went to lunch with my best friend on V-Day years ago

because we were both single and the staff thought we were dating.

This is hilarious.

There was a note in our reservations that it was an engagement.

They wanted champagne, a specific seat, a bunch of other stuff.

The server comes up to the table with something like,

So I read we're celebrating an engagement, congratulations.

Confusion from the woman, glaring from the guy.

He hadn't proposed yet.

The server had ruined it.

These two were on a date, and the guy went to go use the bathroom.

The girl just up and leaves after he went to the restroom.

When the guy came back,

he sat around for a while until asking his waitress where she went. She replied with saying,

She left. The guy then asked the waitress if she would go on a date with him. The waitress said no.

Zero for two and one night. Damn. In my adult club bouncer days, we had one of our regulars get suited up and bring flowers

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