What Did Your Pet Eat/Get Into?
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 4 May 2023
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What's up? What did your pet eat or what did your pet get into 206 803 rock? Hello, Angie. Welcome to the |
| 0:05.7 | men's room. Hola. Hola. So we had a lab. I'm supposed to wait last November. He cost rainbow |
| 0:15.9 | grids, but this ball would get into just about everything. I was going to tell you my talk |
| 0:19.5 | with story, but I think my husband said the flower story is way funnier. Flower FLO you are |
| 0:25.1 | or O-W-E-M. The flower like the baking flower. Oh, okay. So we had my son wanted to go to a homecoming |
| 0:34.3 | game. So we left all the dogs, made sure we saw we made sure everything was put up and everything. |
| 0:39.5 | So we're at the football game. We come home, open the door and Marley our lab would always |
| 0:44.2 | meet us at the door. If he didn't meet us at the door, that means he did something bad. Yep. |
| 0:50.8 | So we walk into the house and we go into like the dining room and the kitchen |
| 0:54.8 | and there's a 25 pound bag of flour just ripped open. Flour everywhere. Can we get his paws? His mouth |
| 1:04.4 | was so caked with flour. I had to stick my hand in it just to get the gummy flour out of his mouth |
| 1:10.0 | so he can breathe. Jesus. And then all the are we all are weener dogs are just crumpling a |
| 1:16.4 | trombone at once getting flour everywhere. Now when they poop it out, is it obvious that they've |
| 1:23.7 | eaten a ton of flour? Yes. Oh, definitely. It was like paste. Oh, man. Did that turn you all |
| 1:31.4 | from baked goods for a while? Because I think that killed me. I want to eat cookie batter, you know. |
| 1:37.0 | Maybe that's just me. Okay. What kind of dog did you say that was? He was a lab. What color? |
| 1:43.8 | A yellow lab. Oh, did you have did you watch Marley and me? Yes. I just say his name was Marley. |
| 1:50.7 | I know. I just think it. Why would you name your dog Marley and me? Jesus, age Christ, man. I mean, |
| 1:59.1 | like I understand. I did not watch the movie because I know how it ends and I don't prefer to be |
| 2:04.8 | voluntarily sad. The book is sadder, Steve. Oh, my wife bald reading the book. The book is sad. |
| 2:10.1 | And then when they put the movie out, she's like, I want to see the movie. It's a baby. I watched |
| 2:13.2 | you sobbed for three days, man. Why are you going to do it? And God knows she did it anyway. But what |
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