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Am I the Genius?

What Did You do to Get EXPELLED from Your College?

Am I the Genius?

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Education, Self-improvement

4.6769 Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2025

⏱️ 23 minutes

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0:00.0

What did you do to get expelled from your college?

0:03.0

I went to a private Christian university, and I have a friend who got expelled for supposedly exercising a demon out of someone in the middle of a wide-open courtyard.

0:12.0

I unintentionally got another student expelled. We were critiquing websites we'd built when I noticed that one looked exactly like mine with a few tweaks.

0:26.1

I popped open the source and noticed it was a line-for-line copy of my code with a few changes to the CSS. I boarded up to the professor to protect myself in case he noticed them, though I doubt

0:31.1

I would have been suspected, because mine was more cohesive. The changes he did make didn't

0:35.3

make the site more appealing. Anyway, apparently it was his third time

0:38.6

plagiarizing, after two times you go on trial with the school. If you don't get expelled then,

0:44.0

a third time is the nail in the coffin. I just spent too much time drinking and not going to class.

0:50.8

I was a junior with a 1.6 overall GPA. The university said they didn't need my ilk around

0:56.1

there and would open my spot for someone who had appreciate it. That got my attention. I went to the

1:00.9

dean and talked with him for a couple of hours trying to get back in. He said, no. 19 out of 20 of you guys

1:06.7

go back to doing the same thing. I told him I'd be the exception. He gave me another chance.

1:11.8

From then on out, I was 4.0 every semester. I finally got my GPA up over 2.5 so I could graduate.

1:18.4

I made sure I went back to the dean's office to thank him and tell him that I was the one out of the

1:22.5

20 that made it. Installing Bitcoin miners on all the computers in a video editing lab.

1:28.3

Our professor explicitly warned us not to run Bitcoin miners on our university's high-performance

1:33.5

cluster, as that would get you expelled.

1:35.8

I'll highly suspect someone did exactly that the semester before us.

1:40.5

For being off campus with a member of the opposite gender without proper supervision.

1:45.0

No, seriously.

1:47.0

A guy and a girl in my uni, which is located in a conservative country, were caught making out in the stairway.

1:52.0

Both of them were legally adults.

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