What are some of the worst things to happen to Chuck E. Cheese Workers?

Had a complaint that a kid was dipping toilet paper into the women's stalls and then eating it.

And yep, he was. Same kid attacked me mercilessly while I was wearing the rat in the hat suit,

all the time screaming, man in suit! The best one was a complaint about the same kid eating from other families tables.

He was, and he looked them dead in the eyes while doing it. These were all on different occasions,

by the way. Hey, sir, someone left a whole bunch of brownies in the sky crawl. They weren't brownies.

Cleaning throw up out of the sky tubes.

The smell was horrifying.

Thank you, unnamed Chuck E. Cheese employee who saved naive, desperate for employment,

me by answering my question about employment with, you don't want to work here.

You're a hero.

Any time a kid threw up in the ball pit was an especially

horrible day. There were several instances during the six years I'd worked there, but these times

were quite memorable. There were two ways you could do this. A large, both sides opened cardboard

box to cordon off the affected area, and saying it was a slow day and other kids weren't

splashing all the balls around, we'd then put all slow day and other kids weren't splashing all the

balls around, we'd then put all of the cordon balls into a large netting bag so that we could

gather them, take them outside, and they'd be sprayed off. Or there was the second way of cleaning.

If the mess was all over the ball pit, then all of the balls had to be gathered, sprayed off,

and the inside liner that held the balls had to be wiped down and cleaned.

The only good thing about having to take all of them out was that you could find some pretty

good stuff that happened to be in people's pockets and fell out, including money, pocket knives,

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