What did someone do to automatically qualify as the dumbest person you've ever met?

An old co-worker named James. We worked at McDonald's and we were both 16.

One time while mopping the lobby, he, for some unknown reason, decided to chase a number of customers around with the mop, yelling,

I'm gonna to get you.

He was fired on the spot. My brother and I were in the kitchen one day as teenagers. My brother was

filling the sink to wash dishes. When the sink was nearly full, he went to turn the tap off,

but it wouldn't budge, so the water kept flowing. I tried turning it too, but with no success. This is when

the panic set in. The level of the water was rising fast, and we didn't want to flood the kitchen.

He took big sauce pans out of the press to fill with water to keep things from overflowing,

while I was in a frantic scramble under the sink to try and find the mains to turn it off there.

I couldn't find it. Now, really

panicking, I took over the pot-filling duty and my brother went off to look for my dad as quick as he

could. Dad came running in with my brother while we were shouting at him about looking for the

mains. Dad just came over to the sink and pulled the plug out of the hole, letting all of the

water down the drain. Ha-ha. I had a boss named Tammy.

Frick, Tammy.

One night we were all working late doing stock take, and we were discussing the impending lunar eclipse.

Someone asked what happens during an eclipse?

Tammy grandly explained that the eclipse would occur when America went in front

of the moon, blocking our Australia's view of it. Like she literally thought the Earth stretched

itself into a U-Bend or her neck pillow shape, and half of it stayed in our normal orbit, and the other

half stretched itself over to casually block the moon for the rest of the earth. Like what the hell?

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