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The Toast

What Day Is It?: Wednesday, July 5th, 2023

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.430.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2023

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

  1. Kyle Richards, Mauricio Umansky shut down ‘wrongdoing’ speculation amid split (Page Six) (44:31)
  2. Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner, Lori Harvey and Hailey Bieber Celebrate Fourth of July in Matching White (PEOPLE) (54:20)
  3. Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian shows off baby bump in pink bikini with Addison Rae (Page Six) (1:02:14)
  4. Logan Paul, 28, and Nina Agdal, 31, are ENGAGED after YouTuber pops the question (Daily Mail) (1:09:55)
  5. Adele Calls Out People ‘Throwing S— on Stage’ at Artists: ‘I F—ing Dare You’ (Variety) (1:17:13)


The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) 

The Camper and The Counselor by Jackie Oshry

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The Toast Patreon

Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry

Transcript

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0:00.0

Good morning millennials.

0:03.0

Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday that feels like a Monday, but it also feels like a

0:10.3

Thursday. I don't know. It's feeling crazy. I'm so out of sorts. Yeah, I can't keep track of what day it is and what day it isn't

0:20.6

Mm-hmm, and we just kind of needs to cycle through itself and we can start again on a fresh foot though

0:26.2

I'm not trying to like rush away the three-day weekend. I'm feeling utterly confused. I'm feeling utterly confused

0:34.0

Utterly grateful, you know, I'm never gonna I'm never gonna knock

0:39.4

Knock a long weekend because

0:41.7

Because it's great, but I think I'd be remiss to have stated in the heartbroken if I didn't acknowledge this weird sort of limbo feeling

0:48.3

I'm feeling I think a lot of people are feeling it

0:50.8

I'm seeing people who like were posting last night being like Sunday feels and then they're like oh wait shit

0:55.6

It's not Sunday and I'm relating to them and I definitely feel like you know

1:00.8

I'm at a point in my life where I've really evolved past like the Sunday scary's like I

1:05.1

Feel good on Sundays like I always reset I clean I wash my hair like I've turned around

1:10.3

I've made Sundays my bitch a little bit

1:11.9

So I haven't had that feeling in a while, but like yesterday. I was like so negative. It was so toxic actually

1:17.5

Damn, and that was the holiday itself. I know I was thinking that I'm like not me and Jackie praising July 4th being on the Tuesday

1:23.8

Like at Loki's hogs. It kind of wasn't all of those cracked up to me

1:27.4

I mean I can't really speak because I didn't have like a proper July 4th weekend

1:31.2

We were just in the city and doing like activities in the neighborhood

1:35.3

So we didn't like have the long weekend, you know, we weren't grilling up even though I did some watermelon yesterday

1:41.1

Which was incredibly festive that's so July 4th. It was so July 4th and it was so tasty

1:48.5

But I just felt like the weekend never started and it never ended

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