What Day Is It? | Kevin Love
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2020
⏱️ 25 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Listen to Grown, a new podcast from the Moth, for true stories that deal with the challenges and the joys of growing up. |
| 0:06.0 | Co-hosts Alisa Kazmi and Alfonzo Lacayo are on the cusp of adulthood and bringing you Moth's stories about first crushers, culture, identity, secrets, and more. |
| 0:15.0 | In each episode they'll dissect these stories, talk to the storytellers themselves, and feature on the street interviews and audio diaries from young voices. |
| 0:23.0 | Grown is a podcast that reminds us that no matter how old we are, we're never fully grown. |
| 0:28.0 | New episodes draw by weekly on Fridays. Listen on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts. |
| 0:35.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central! |
| 0:39.0 | Hey everybody, Trevor Noah here. Welcome to another episode of the Daily Social Distancing Show. |
| 0:47.0 | It is now day 16 of staying at home to prevent the spread of coronavirus. |
| 0:52.0 | And here's your quarantine tip of the day. If you're at home in your board trying to sterilize everything, I've got a tip for you. |
| 1:01.0 | If you hold your cleaning product like a gun, you'll feel like you gance the whipping every's germs ass. |
| 1:08.0 | Break yourself Coronavirus fool. |
| 1:11.0 | Anyway, tonight we're gonna catch up on all the latest Coronavirus news. New York is putting hospitals everywhere.. |
| 1:17.0 | ...and Trump loses a trivia contest and we try to figure out what day it is. |
| 1:21.0 | So, welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show. |
| 1:27.0 | From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world. |
| 1:31.0 | This is the Daily Social Distancing Show with Trevor Known. Here's a dish. |
| 1:37.0 | Let's kick it up with some good news. According to the momatars, social distancing might be working. |
| 1:44.0 | The company Kinsa Health, which makes smart thermometers that upload users' temperatures to the internet, reports that fevers across the United States are dropping dramatically. |
| 1:54.0 | Now these thermometers accurately predicted the rise in Coronavirus hospitalizations. So if they're showing dropping fevers, that's a promising sign. |
| 2:03.0 | So please, people, let's stay at home, let's stay inside and keep flattening that curve. |
| 2:10.0 | So that someday we can go back to our normal lives, you know? Don't you want to go outside again? |
| 2:15.0 | Be out there, cutting each other off in traffic, complaining about your allergies, seeing if violence your friends' improv show? |
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