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This is Jimmy. Who's this? Jimmy, this is Senator Chuck Schumer of the great state of New York.

Hey, how you doing, Chuck? You the Schumer? What are you up to?

Jimmy, I am on the hill and we are getting things done. Really? You mean passing important legislation?

You better believe it, Mr. We are tackling the important issues head on. Yeah, like what?

You have phones. You piece of shit. Extra terrestrial intelligence. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of all of it.

What on earth are you talking about? Well, you mean what off earth am I talking about?

Well, I'll tell you, Mr. Weiss and Hymer, I chuck Charles Schumer along with several other

senators of both parties recently introduced legislation that would create a bipartisan

nine person agency to investigate all this UFO funny business and disclose its findings to

the public immediately. The people need to know, Jimmy. The people need to know what?

About the UFO with silly. Again, what are you talking about?

Jimmy, have you been living under a rock?

Crime in the Christmas. In the past few years, whistleblower after whistleblower have come forward

and blown whistles about all this alien shit that our government has that they're keeping secret.

Crashed UFO with alien bodies, extraterrestrial technologies, the whole kit and intergalactic

caboodle. And I'm tired of these little fuckers from other planets coming here and getting

away with it enough. Really? Yes, really. Jimmy, I'm so hopping mad about this these

bug-eyed space twinks flying down here, sipping around, bothering our fighter jets over one

particular part of the ocean, just thinking they're unaccountable little fuckers.

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