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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

What Celebrities Look Like They Would Smell?

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2023

⏱️ 16 minutes

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0:00.0

Yo, yo, what's going on? Oh, well, I already know what you're going to say to this what because I saw it and I was like, you know

0:08.4

This is one that was talked about but he only says one name and I was scrolling. I was looking for the name

0:13.4

I didn't see it which I think means officially now that there's this list that you're wrong, but celebrity to look like they'd smell

0:20.1

Bill Joe right. I know that's what you always say. Well, it's true. Typically you say

0:25.2

canned ham or something ridiculous, but canned boiled ham

0:30.2

I know the kind of water. Yeah, they have the little

0:33.2

I know why you have that thing, you know, the little key. Yeah, I don't know why they make it with the key

0:38.0

It's just not a pullback, but it is what it is. I like the key. I like

0:41.8

I mean, I'm not saying I don't like it. Yeah, I just don't know why they still add hell's the key like on corn

0:46.0

Beef and corn hammers of like that you take a key off and then you stick the little metal tab through it

0:50.8

Then you twist the key around. Oh wow, so I'm going to have to bring in a can

0:56.2

See if you can open it without having ever seen one. Don't watch any YouTube tutorials tonight

1:00.0

We'll see if you can do it. I have to use it for canned beef. I never really liked spam

1:03.3

I did like those little

1:05.6

Being as sausages as a kid. I love them. They gross me out now. I don't know why I liked it so much

1:10.4

But my mom didn't really I think she might have made spam a couple times

1:14.0

But I don't remember I don't remember canned ham ever being a thing. I have spam in my pantry right now

1:19.3

What do you just fried up in a skillet? Yeah, and put it make a sandwich out of it or just eat it like it is over the eggs

1:25.6

Yeah, oh for breakfast. Okay

1:29.3

Yeah, I like the corn beef the corn. I don't I've never had a can't ham. I've seen them in movies

1:34.0

Well, it smells like Billy Joel. Well, and though they have like a Christmas one too or a holiday one

1:39.0

There's some anyway. Lazzle always says that Billy Joel looks like he smells like a can't ham

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