P. P. P. P. S. M. P. P. P. P. P. P.

Guess who's on vacation. Nope, not me. I never take a break from Smarty.

But I see some folks who are definitely on

vacation that's because where I am is a great place to relax cool off and

have fun in fact see if you can guess where I am.

Ready? Go.

Did you say, the beach?

Well done! What gave it away? Was it the seagulls? The kids playing or?

Yep, there is no mistaking the majestic sound of an ocean wave crashing against the shore.

And speaking of ocean waves, I've got my boogie board greased and ready to go and I'm about to jump into the surf.

There's just one problem.

Something doesn't seem right.

Huh?

For starters, there's hardly anyone in the water.

And there's a yellow flag posted at the top of the lifeguard's chair.

Usually it's a green flag.

What do you think it means, smarty pants?

Maybe I'll ask the lifeguard what's up.

Excuse me, sorry to bother you while you're on duty.

I was just wondering if you could.

Sir, if you're going into the water, please hold on to your child's hand, and only go in up to his

knees.

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