And now it's time for who's smarted.

P. Ahoy, smarty pants.

As you can probably hear, I'm on a boat in the deep sea,

in search of one of the most fearsome monsters on Earth.

Arr! And I've hitched to ride. fearsome monsters on earth. Ar!

And I've hitched a ride with a bunch of stereotypical pirates.

Yo-ho-ho in a bag of funions.

Time to lock the plank narrator.

Whoa whoa that is not the plan. Remember we're hunting for a monster

together.

Aye and there ain't no sea man or monster alive that can take down me and my band of bloodthirsty pirates.

Or me name ain't, I patch McShaw. Well, that's just it.

This monster isn't exactly alive,

and it just might be able to take down your boat,

along with you, me me and all your men.

Ar bite your tongue narrator.

Oh, I'm biting. I'm biting.

Ow. I'm just saying, this is no ordinary sea monster.

We'll see about that for today we'll feast on the mighty

teramisu.

Oh no Captain I Patch you must have read the script wrong. We're not searching for

Tiramisu which is a coffee-flavored Italian dessert. No we're looking for the

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