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Pse. Hey, Smarty Pants, right right now I am in a spooky gift shop in a spooky part of the world, picking out a postcard to send my grandma.

Let's see. Greetings from Transylvania. Boring. I'm having a blood-sucking good time.

That's a little gruesome for grandma. How about

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