What can you not believe landed you in the hospital?

2006 803 rock.

Hello Jess, welcome to the men's room.

Ola!

So this is actually pretty recent about like two weeks ago so I do have a history of I know

this is gonna sound gross but I do have history of hemorrhates and gastrated so I

get it up in the ear last week because and again I know this is gross but

imagine like a small bunch of little. That's kind of what my my bum looked like. I don't know what I can and can't say.

Just let me just stop you real quick.

You painted a very sexy.

Sexy.

You're in Playboy magazine style picture.

Well, my boyfriend was holding my hand the whole entire time because they, the doctor wanted to lance said hemorrhoids and I was crying because it was

already painful to begin with and the doctor came in and said you know that's going to be you know how to do this and so they

kept me overnight and they basically told me to you know keep eating fiber which I've been doing B1 and

Panda Presol whatever the heck it was I don't know but it's incredibly

pain incredibly embarrassing when you have like a really incredibly

hot looking doctor and your boyfriend sitting right there and he's looking at my you know

he's the doctor he sees but holes all day.

but holes all day.

Don't even trust me.

He's not worth it.

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