WHAT CAN YOU MAKE?

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2021

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

People tell me about things they can make. Pancakes, conversation, war. People can make all kinds of things, and in this very episode we will learn about all of them. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Call from Austin.
0:02.0	Austin.
0:05.0	Austin.
0:06.0	Hey man.
0:10.0	What can you make Austin? What can you make Austin?
0:21.0	Uh, not much. I'm pretty terrible with my hands actually. You can make things without your hands, you can make things with your mind, you can make ideas.
0:28.0	True. I've just been terrible with making things all my life. Like, I've just been terrible with making things all my life like I don't know it's I've been more of a person I just
0:39.0	watch as people make stuff.
0:41.6	Do you have a desire to make things? Or are you okay sitting by passively observing other people make things?
0:48.6	I'm okay with sitting back and watching other people.
0:56.5	It's more of that I'm just scared to like mess up.
1:06.3	What's something that you would make if you were not scared to mess it up if you knew that it would come out perfectly.
1:15.0	I would build a bridge between Mars and like Earth, okay? And then I'd put like a slide on it okay? Would you charge people money to go down the slide?
1:24.0	Yes. Would you charge people money to go down the slide? Yes, but...
1:26.0	Which money would you charge them to go down the slide?
1:28.0	I'd charge in like 25 cents, okay?
1:32.0	25 cents. About 25 cents. I feel as though the cost of maintenance of a slide between Mars and the Earth would be very expensive and I don't think that you could
1:46.2	fund it by only charging 25 cents to go down the slide.
1:53.0	See I told you I'm not really good at like exact things.
1:58.0	I think that's okay.
2:08.8	What would you do if you do if you weren't a gecko but a rat? What did you say your name was?
2:12.1	Austin. Thank you for What did you say your name was?
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