What are your funniest, not safe for work jokes? Well, folks, in case it's not obvious, there has

had to be a fair bit of swapping out some words for more YouTube safe alternatives. I think the

jokes still work out just fine, though. A mother, father, and six-year-old son go to a zoo where

they stop to see the elephant. While the father's in the bathroom, the son notices one

elephant has a rather large member. Curious, he gets his mom's attention. Mommy, what's that

hanging from the elephant? Oh, that's the trunk, honey. No, further back. Oh, you mean its tail? No,

between its legs. That, what is that? The mother goes red. Oh, that's nothing, honey.

The father returns and the mother goes off to use the bathroom. Still curious, the son asks his dad.

Daddy, what's that hanging from the elephant? His trunk son. No, further back. You mean his tail?

No, that thing, between his legs. Oh, that. Well, that's the elephant's

wang. Oh, why did mummy say it was nothing? Son, I have spoiled that woman. This one always gets a

laugh on construction sites. Little Tommy was about five years old. One day he was being a bit of a handful

and annoying his mother. His mother said to him, Timmy, why don't you go across the street and

watch the builder's work for a while? Timmy returned home a few hours later and his mother

asked him, Timmy? What did you learn from watching the builder's work? Timmy replied, well, first you

put the goddamn door up, then the mother

fricker doesn't fit, so you have to take that son of a witch back down, then you have to shave two

seaward hairs off each side, and then you have to put that wang-sucking door back up. Timmy's mother

was gobstruck, and all she could say was, just wait until your father gets home. A couple of hours later, Timmy's father gets home.

Timmy's mother tells Timmy to tell his father what he'd learned.

Timmy repeats what he's learned.

Well, first you put the goddamn door up, then the mother fricker doesn't fit,

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