If it wasn't for that moment, Alex and Sam wouldn't be lost in their favourite track at the club.

They wouldn't have shared that electric night front row at a music festival.

Or bonded over techno records talking all night long until the sun came up.

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Morning everybody. Welcome along to your free podcast for today. It's Monday. I know, I know. We're racing through, aren't we? We did have that big question this morning. The question

which you have to ask all members of your family, unless of course you don't have any family, in which case, it's

pointless. Ask the budgie is what you're doing for Christmas. Because you've got to start

booking up now. You've got, because people get booked up for Christmas and they go, oh, we're actually

going abroad. I mean, some people like to escape the country at Christmas. They hate doing Christmas. They hate the whole party thing. They hate everything about it. Me, I end up just doing a lot of driving. So this week, I've got to get the car in. I've got a couple of little bits that need doing it after I reversed into the lamp post. And so I've got to get that sorted out. And then it'll have its little service, because the car's telling me it needs a little service at the moment. And then that'll be done for the festive season. That's quite good.

I'll just got to empty the boot of the car. We'll get around to that eventually.

And I did like the piece, which was written by Jim Shelley, only a few days ago, actually, about Celebrity Big Brother,

and why Gary Busy was one of the all-time greats, because he was on there.

And Jim Shelley writes and says even in the la-la land of L.A. amidst all the other Hollywood freaks and

fruitcakes, Bussie's strangeness has become legendary but without ever damaging the recognition

and cult status surrounded by simpletons and dullards, like Lauren Goodyear and

Adele from Bewitched, he was easily the most interesting and entertaining candidate. Of course he was.

I mean, you know, when you looked at Lauren Goodyer, who was just some foul-mouthed old drunk,

who had a cigarette in round her every five minutes, and Adele, who, frankly, how she'd ever

managed to bring children into the world was a total mystery. But he does talk about all the other

people on the programme. I mean, to be honest with you, Gary Boosie has actually lived more lives

than his fellow housemates put together. I mean, if you look at all the other people on there,

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