Hey, Smarty Pants, happy Thanksgiving weekend.

Trusty here with a quick heads up.

Our 50% off birthday sale ends December 1st.

That's it, one week and no more extensions.

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That's $1.66 a month for ad-free smarting, bonus episodes, and smarty cues every week. And that's 50%

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birthday subscribe for 50% off our annual subscription. Thanks for

smarting with us. And now it's time for Who Smarted? Nice work, Millicent. Swing those arms. Sway those

94-year-old hips. Stretch! And breathe! And stretch, and breathe.

Pse, hey, smarty pants, as you can hear,

I volunteered to teach a weekly jazzercise class at the old folks' home in my neighborhood.

That's it, Phyllis, bend, and stretch,

and bend, and stretch.

You're doing great.

Of course, I can't work them too hard.

They're all pretty elderly.

Even the home's pet turtle, Gretchen, is pretty old.

She's 32.

That may not sound very old for a human, but it is for a turtle.

Oh, that's enough aerobics for me, trusty.

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