Pts! Hey, Smarty Pants and Smarty Families.

So today, I was supposed to bring you the sad news that this would be the last day of our special

Happy Birthday 50% off Who's Smarted Plus subscription.

But guess what?

With Thanksgiving and Black Friday coming up, I just had to extend it another couple of weeks.

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bonus episode every single week for just 1998. That's right, for just $1.66 a month,

you'll be supporting the show and giving the gift of smarting to the smarty

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You and I and all your friends at Whosmarted will be glad you did.

Thanks and happy holidays.

And now it's time for Who Smarted.

Hey, Smarty Pants, hope you don't mind if I splash around in this slow-moving river

as I record this episode of Who Smarted?

Ah, the water here in Florida is so warm, swimming it's almost like taking a bath.

If only I had my rubber ducky

to keep me company.

Whoa! Looks like I might have company after all.

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