This is LBC from Global, leading Britain's conversation, Mystery Hour with James O'Brien.

Oh, hello, four minutes after 12 is the time, and, oh, cricky, I got rather taken by surprise by my own programme then.

I was just trying to get to the bottom of this Lord Guy resignation. I think I know exactly what's happened

and I will share it with you even though that involves a minor breach of Mystery Hour rules.

Speaking of Mystery Hour rules, there is of course a prize available for my favourite contribution of the day

and that prize is a brand spanking new box full of Mystery Hour board game fun.

Currently available as I mentioned a moment ago in

branches of John Lewis as well as online at mystery hour.co.uk and at various

other online retailers but there are rules because this is now a very grown-up

and proper radio program although I think we can all agree it wasn't when we

invented Mystery Hour there are now terms and conditions on the website which

you are free

to consult at LBC.co.com. Other than that, the only rubric I am responsible for is a quick reminder

of the phone number, 03456060973, and then to let Mystery Hour commence. Should we just

crack straight on? I mean, if you still need the rules explaining,

then just listen for 10 minutes and they should become clear. And then if you break any by

accident when you ring in, I'll just tell you off and everyone will be happy, right? So,

I mean, are there any rules? Not really. You know, if you're going to ring in with an answer,

you're not allowed to look it up. That's pretty much all that we've got left, isn't it? It's a sort of obvious, you'd think, but less so if you're

just tuning in for the first time. You're not allowed to Google it or look it up. If you looked

it up last week, because you were helping the kids with their homework, that's fine. That

qualifies. That's the qualification. But that's it, I think. 12.05 is the time. Should we start with Charlotte,

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