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On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben

Audio Always

Tv & Film, Comedy, After Shows

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2026

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Jack experiences carnage at the Marina & gives us a genius trick of the trade 🃏🪚

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to On the Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben.
0:13.6	On the Sofa is your podcast with your three best mates from the telly.
0:17.3	And every single Friday, I say everybody's names.
0:20.5	Okay.
0:20.8	Because he got shitty then. Why? You got shit. on the telly and every single Friday I say everybody's names. Okay.
0:23.9	Because he got shitty then.
0:24.3	Why?
0:27.9	You like to have it the same way, don't you?
0:29.0	I've noticed that. It's routine.
0:29.9	It's regimental.
0:30.9	If it changes.
0:32.3	Even saying now after six years what the podcast is, you have to say it. Well, we've always had this. If Jack doesn't feel like we should have an introduction, you would just start with... I think you should just start now. I think everyone knows what it is Friday. Yeah, this week's Friday. But it's fine. That's what... Yeah, it's fine. Unfortunately, you have to remind people that this is your podcast with your freemates off.
0:55.4	I didn't take my cardigan off.
0:58.0	I'm going to do quick change.
0:59.5	Keep rolling.
1:00.4	I'm going to do quick change.
1:01.2	Let's talk about this quickly, okay, because obviously we are, what are we?
1:05.9	Four months into the year, we're at the end of April.
1:09.2	No, it's Friday.
1:10.3	It's the 1st of May. Okay.
1:12.4	Happy 1st of May, everyone.
1:15.7	Kicking a punch first
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