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Lovett or Leave It

What a Year

Lovett or Leave It

Crooked Media

News, Comedy

4.725.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2025

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Hey 2025, don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya. We close out the year with a bounty of hilarious segments lovingly hand-selected by the Lovett or Leave It team. FEATURING: Bob the Drag Queen, Jessica Kirson, Andy Richter, Jason Isaacs, Paula Poundstone, Tig Notaro, Stephanie Allyne, Alex English, Punkie Johnson, River Butcher, Gianmarco Soresi, Roy Wood Jr., Robby Hoffman, Rachel Bloom, David Krumholtz, Ana Gasteyer, and the one and only Henry Winkler. AND Lovett welcomes his writers Halle Kiefer and Sarah Lazarus to correct an injustice, and leaves you hungry for more. Happy holidays, everyone, and see you sluts next year! For a closed-captioned version of this episode, click here. For a transcript of this episode, please email transcripts@crooked.com and include the name of the podcast.

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This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity, the company that bought land on the U.S.-Mexco border to stop Trump's wall, suiting Elon Musk for $15 million for trespassing on that land, used profits from red states to fund abortion access, and paid people to give a shit about the 2024 election. Cards Against Humanity is one of the only companies stupid enough to stand up to Donald Trump. They don't profit from their political stunts, so if you want them to be able to afford a good lawyer, consider buying one of their new games like Cards Against Humanity Tales, a book of fill in the blank stories for horrible people, or shitless, a new way to play the game where you write the answers, or party mouth, a new party game about shouting obscenities as a coping mechanism for the hellscape we live in. You listen to quirky media, so you're probably smart enough to figure out how to buy

0:39.8

their stuff.

0:40.3

Anyway, Cards Against Humanity apologizes for interrupting your podcast with their bullshit.

0:48.5

Well, we made it.

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Despite being approximately 1,000 years long, 2025 has finally come to a close. We came, we saw, we screamed, we laid down, we made some jokes, and some of them, dare I say, many of them even landed. There was a lot of this year we might not want to look back on, so don't worry, we did it for you, while assembling this, our 2025 best of love it or leave it episode, handpicked by the love it or leave it team. We tackled so many hard questions on the show this year like, is this the end of American democracy? Has the social contract been irrevocably broken? And most importantly, do white jeans make you gay? The answer to all of those questions is we don't think so. But we'll let you be the judge as you listen to our favorite segments selected by our writers and producers. There are too many great moments to choose from. We got Bob the

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drag queen, John Marco Seraci, Roy Wood Jr., Tignitaro, and Stephanie Allen. And at the end of the

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episode, I will be joined by Sarah Lazarus and Halle Kiefer are writers because I made a bet.

1:43.0

And we're going to see how that bet turned out, but I don't

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think everybody would be excited about this segment if I won. So let's get into it. What a year.

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First up, these are two of my favorite moments from this year. Bob the Drag Queen and

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Jessica Carson screamed, look over there them there back in April. And boy, did I. And then Andy Richter, Jason, Isaacs, and Paula Poundstow dig into what you can do with the vegans number two during one of the best rant wheels of the year. As things get progressively worse, an American conservative media gets more and more panicked about gender and sexuality, because if they didn't, they'd have to cover the news. I'm running out of things to say about it,

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which is why I wanted you two to say it instead,

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as we all weigh in on the question,

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will this successfully distract

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straight conservatives

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from the many terrifying real problems

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affecting our country?

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In a segment, we're calling,

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look over, they, them there.

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I love

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Bob and Jessica

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sounds like a straight couple

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