What a Weekday: Trump on the Cross/Nasdaq

Lovett or Leave It

Crooked Media

Comedy, News

4.7 • 25.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2024

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Lovett or Leave It was disappointed not to be chosen as RFK Jr.’s running mate today, but don’t worry, we’ll still be voting for him come November. Meanwhile, Ronna McDaniel’s gets the best of both worlds: being on TV and everyone hating you. Donald Trump compares himself to Jesus, and not just because of those washboard abs. Rudy Giuliani screams across the void from his nightmare world, and producer Kendra has us doing quad axels with her knowledge of, and love for, the world’s most slippery spins.

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0:00.0	You told us about how you were flip-flops to the White House one time?
0:02.8	Well, I would bike in, and so...
0:04.8	It flip-flops?
0:05.8	Well, I sometimes would wear flip-up, but I would bike in and then the bike was an excuse
0:10.4	to be able to wear shorts and a t-shirt.
0:12.1	That's what it was. so that I wouldn't sweat
0:14.6	through my suit but then I would get to my office and I would try to go as long as I
0:18.8	could without having to leave my office because if I haven't left office, then I still can be in my shorts and
0:24.5	t shirt, but I can't leave my office in the shorts and t shirt, I must change.
0:28.9	So I'd basically try to make it all the way to lunch without putting on a suit.
0:34.0	So, yeah, no.
0:36.0	He's had a UDI of your entire. And we're back. I'm here at the one and only Kendra. Hi.
0:48.0	Halle. here with the one and only Kendra. Hi. Halley.
0:55.0	Hello! Sarah.
0:56.0	I'm not one and only.
0:58.0	I mean there's so many Sarah's.
1:00.0	I never was in a class with Kendra.
1:02.0	Hey I had to take a bag with a kendro. Hey, I had to beg.
1:03.0	Who are you?
1:04.0	Yeah.
1:05.0	One of many.
1:06.0	I'm one of many.
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