What a Weekday: Biden visits Israel, Jordan vies for Speaker, Will Smith turns off notifications

Lovett or Leave It

News, Comedy

4.7 • 25.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2023

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

There’s too much news to cram into one Lovett Or Leave It episode per week, which is why we’re here with our new Tuesday comedy dispatch, What A Weekday! Jim Jordan loses his first vote for House Speaker, Jada and Will enlist all of us in their psychosexual games, and Biden travels to Israel. And yet somehow, it’s not even Wednesday.

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0:00.0	You guys are dressed in a very specific way, which I love.
0:04.0	Like, there was a wardrobe coordinator who wanted you to be together,
0:08.7	who wanted you to tell, who wanted you to be part of this story,
0:12.3	but look very different. You're very sick, I'm dressed.
0:14.7	Do you know what I mean?
0:15.5	Well, I feel like it looks like a movie.
0:16.6	Lazarus, do you know what I mean now?
0:17.5	It looks like Holly has to go to work, so she told Kendra to take me to her treat.
0:21.0	I was like, you guys got two dragon and Holly party,
0:24.0	so I'm like your aunt that can't depict you off.
0:30.2	Hey, everybody. Welcome to what a weekday.
0:33.8	We record, love it or leave it on Thursday nights,
0:35.7	and that means there's a fair amount of news we miss that feels old
0:38.3	by the time we get to the following Thursday,
0:40.6	because you're news beasts who demand to be fed the freshest of meat.
0:44.5	And much like a cow needs to be milked.
0:48.0	So sorry.
0:49.5	The funny dopey elves that write this show need to get their little dumb jokes out of their systems,
0:54.1	or they pop.
0:55.1	So in addition to the Saturday mornings, we will spend together till the sun go supernova
0:58.6	or your taste change.
0:59.9	We'll be releasing what a weekday every Tuesday afternoon,
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