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Lovett or Leave It

What a Weekday: A Good Walk Spoiled

Lovett or Leave It

Crooked Media

Comedy, News

4.725.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2024

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Swifties, engage! It’s What A Weekday! This Tuesday, Lovett takes on the rightwing response to a second assassination plot, Trump’s Taylor Swift rage, the latest pet-eating propaganda cycle, and JD Vance’s interpretation of love thy neighbor. Spoiler alert: it’s pretty selective! We also take a sneak peek at a clip of Lovett on this upcoming season of Survivor. Will he survive? Only one way to find out! And since you’ve read this far into the description, please go to votesaveamerica.com/vote and double-check your voter registration right now. Tell your friends to do it too! Okay, now get out of here, you crazy kids.

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0:00.0

I ordered I was like, I was like, oh, I'm going to a funeral. I should bring something.

0:07.5

I should eat a bunch of cookies before I go.

0:10.5

And so I bought a box of cookies and I didn't realize that I thought I just said oh I'll buy this box and I didn't realize it was like you could fit any number of cookies in the box so I thought I just clicked six because that was the minimum.

0:22.6

And then this fancy box of cookies comes,

0:25.3

and first of all, it's in a beautiful blue tin

0:29.2

with people on the outside, and I was like,

0:30.8

I don't think this is appropriate.

0:32.4

It's too celebratory to bring and then I opened it.

0:35.2

I just got to draw a sad face on it. Yeah. And then I opened the box cookies. It's like so

0:39.6

expensive for a box of cookies. And because I had only ordered six it looked like I had eaten

0:45.6

to and so it was like well now I can't bring this at all because there's nothing

0:52.0

to be done like I there was no solution

0:54.8

it just like I was like trying to rearrange the six cookies to look like more cookies

0:58.8

but it was it touched all of them well they were in a little bag but yes I to your point

1:02.1

and so I'm rear and I't, so I just kept them.

1:04.3

And you're not a man, you're not a man who has a decorative plate in the home.

1:07.4

I do have a decorative plate in the home.

1:09.1

You should have taken them and put them on the decorative plate.

1:11.5

Without what I'm going, calling this bereaved people in a couple weeks and say I'm coming back for my plate do I take the plate at the end of the day I didn't can't bring him on a paper plate it sounds like you just it self-sanitized a way that made you eat six gigantic cookies, which also sounds great.

1:25.2

I also had ordered a loaf of bread, so I brought that.

1:28.8

And I have to keep the cookies.

1:30.0

In a way, maybe I'd always plan that.

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