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Rachel Renee Russell presents the Dorp Diaries Podcast.

Brought to you by Simon and Shester Audio. Episode 9, Thursday, September 26th.

This morning at breakfast, Brianna got on my last nerve.

I was just sitting there eating my Captain Crunch, reading the back of the cereal box, and trying to figure out what I was going to do about the Chloe and Zoe situation.

They were planning to leave in less than 24 hours.

Brianna was eating fruity pebbles and drawing a face on her hand with an ink pen.

I'm naming this Miss Penelope because she was born from a pen.

Even though I was trying to concentrate on my personal problems,

Miss Penelope asked,

Watch me perform.

It's a bit spider, the Princess Sugar Plum Rock Remix.

The whole thing was totally annoying, because I'm not that into puppet shows.

Anyway, I warned both Brianna and Miss Penelope to quit bothering me,

mainly because I was in a really horrible mood.

The itssy spider climbed up the water spout.

Down came the rain and washed the spider out.

And it was not helping matters that Miss Penelope's awful singing sounded like a humpback whale in labor. She must have been highly

insulted by my unbiased critique of her singing abilities because she hauled off

and sacked me on my arm. O'O!

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