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Schuster audio. Episode 10, Saturday, September 28th.

This is going to be my longest diary entry ever.

I have the most horrible headache and it's all Brianna's fault.

Why, why, why couldn't I have been born an only child?

Okay, this is what happened.

My mom and Brianna were supposed to see a matinee movie today.

But mom needed to go to the mall to buy a present for a baby shower.

She was attending later this evening.

So she offered me $10 to take Brianna to the movie in her place.

Since I was broke I agreed to do it. I figured that at the worst I could sleep through the movie and earn $10 for a 90 minute nap.

I want milk thuds. I went popcorn!

The movie was called Princess Sugar Plum Saves Baby Unicorn Island, part 3.

There must have been 400 squealing little girls girls there and half of them were dressed up

like princesses and unicorns. I should have charged my mom $50 for taking Brianna because the whole event was so sugary sweet

it actually made me nauseous. But Brianna thought the movie was super scary because there was a fairy in it.

She has this irrational fear that the tooth fairy is going to pull out all her teeth to make dentures for old people.

I guess you could say she suffers from fairy phobia.

Niki, I'm scared.

Anyway, Brianna practically drove me crazy because every time the fairy appeared on the screen,

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