This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along. Wednesday, the 21st of March.

Very exciting. Well, it was very exciting at the Royal Television Awards the other night, wasn't it?

Because for the first time in living memory, Anton Deck didn't get anything.

Well, how was that? How was that? Or was that fiddled?

You know, how in earth can put us away, entertainment programme? They were up for that together with Love Island and Murdering Successville. So, Anton Deck, you know, who should have got it, who did it go to? Love Island. I mean, work that one out. I'm sorry.

Scrubbers United. Love Island as against Anton Deck. How is this possible? Anyway, they

weren't there because ants currently residing in a lock-up facility called rehab and Deck didn't go,

presumably because that would, uh, the press would be wanting to find out of it.

In fact, they didn't get anything at all, which must be the first time in living memory that Anten Deck have never got things.

The Royal Television Society, I mean, you don't think, do you, ladies and gentlemen, that they went, okay, so we'll put them up for it, but they're not going to win. I mean, how does that happen? I've never heard of them,

but it's already, but also, how can they not win? They've always won. It just doesn't make

any sense. And so they lose in both categories, and there are no shows, which of course

you would have expected. I mean, nothing else

could have worked for them. And as I say, no matter which way you look at it, it's ant and deck.

It doesn't matter. Ant and deck. Morkman Wise, little and large, you know, so it goes on.

There's nothing you can do about it. One of the papers, as you know, because I took the

daily starter task, they were saying that Pip and Holly Willoughby sort of attacked. They didn't

do anything of the kind. Admittedly, it took them a day to get their head around it, but of course

they're all with the same agency. In fact, Declan's girlfriend is his agent, manager, and for both of them.

It's as simple as that.

But it's been revealed that they've said that one would never appear on TV without the other,

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