Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.

Thank you for calling National Lottery. I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?

Yeah, I think I have. I'd just take to double check before I do a cartwheel.

Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million oh my

what happy Christmas why do now you have the best Christmas ever this Christmas it could be you. The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over.

This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber.

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

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Hello and welcome to the Red Box podcast on The Times. I'm Matt Surely. What a mess. Where shall we start? Well, but there's the referendum result that no one predicted.

The 17 million people giving two fingers to the establishment,

the resignation of the Prime Minister, the crashing pound,

the downgraded economy,

the racist attacks, Boris Johnson suddenly loving immigration again,

can Theresa May become Prime Minister?

Then of course we've got what is the point of Nigel Farage now,

are the Lib Dems really enjoying a revival?

And that's without even touching on the Labour Party hitting the self-destruct button

with Jeremy Corbyn like a

cockroach which just refuses to die. To try to make sense of it all or at least

share in our bafflement, I'm joined this week by shocked Brexiteer Times

Colonist Tim Montgomery, angry pro-Remain

columnist Phil Collins and helping to referee Times Deputy Editor Emma Tucker.

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