What A Gasbag!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2022

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

There is such a thing as a gasbag and it can cook your food! Unfortunately, it's just as disgusting as you imagine! Bryan and Krissy find a woman who is happily cooking with gas from her....droppings...and it has TCB gagging. That said, the gasbag doesn't come with a gas bill! People ARE listening to every episode of TCB Escape rooms were a thing for 5 minutes Meth pumpkins are making their way to America Weed is NOT the next gold rush for most Niko the Ghost Dog is not doing well Gardener is making gas out of poop! Cooking with poop gas is as gross as you imagine Bryan and Krissy decide to leave the Gasbag for the hippies LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	So Bella brings me the post and I'm like, oh no, this won't be good. I mean, it's a vet's bill.
0:07.5	But then I remember many pets pet insurance. My complete policy covers Bella for up to £15,000 of vet fees.
0:16.0	And breathe.
0:19.6	Ensure your happiness with many pets pet insurance.
0:24.4	Get a quote at minipets.com.
0:28.4	Conditions and exclusions apply.
0:30.4	Santa Claus is on his way.
0:32.4	He's loaded. He's on his way.
0:34.4	He's got a phone call from Christmas Day.
0:36.4	And I'll say, hey, hey, hey, hey.
0:42.4	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:44.4	And have an actual knife-wielding human being running around chasing you?
0:48.4	Exactly.
0:48.4	As if you did that, then I'd want to escape.
0:50.4	Or get my ex-girlfriend on in there and then I'll...
0:52.4	I'll claw through the walls.
0:54.4	Right. Yeah, you'll get out of there real quick.
0:56.4	I'll skip the clues and I'll just go right for the wall.
1:00.4	You got to be in on the ground, ground floor.
1:02.4	You had to have been growing weed for 10 years illegally somewhere.
1:06.4	And then you go apply for your license and then you go to your thing.
1:08.4	Yeah, you can just off a set and start up.
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