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So I didn't tell you guys what happened to me at the airport when I was coming home from visiting my mom.

So my mom has

entered that stage in her life where she just does mom things and and does not observe any

rules, regulations, customs, or laws. So I've carried on because it's a whirlwind visit. Like I

literally got there Friday night and I left Sunday night.

Very, very short visit.

I've only got carry on.

So my mom is waiting for me with a stack of hardcover books and my birthday gift,

which was one of those really like crazy awesome waterpicked toothbrushes so that you brush and floss at

the same time, very high tech.

And my mom knows, as everyone who knows me knows, that I'm all about teeth and grades.

So now I've got this water pick and a bag with 11 hardcover books.

And combined, that's about 30 pounds, right? I was going to say,

that's a lot to carry. Yes. So I said to my mom, well, this is awesome. We may have to ship

this back to the house. I don't think I can get this into my bag. And my mom, my mom said,

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