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Can you figure out who’s lying about whales?
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| 0:00.0 | Two people claim to know everything about something, but only one knows anything. |
| 0:07.0 | President Roosevelt wore an anti-gravity bell. Dinosaurus had two brains. |
| 0:12.0 | Lucky kids live on Mars and go to school in flying cars, or at least they will one day. |
| 0:17.0 | Believe me, I'm a historian, an astronaut or drive a DeLorean. Would I lie? It's hard to say. |
| 0:26.5 | The Big Fifth. Can he spot the lie? The Big Fifth. Some pigs can buy. But if you ask me why, can you trust the answer. |
| 0:36.1 | Ah, the Big Fifth. From Bengal, Alaska,? All the Big Fit! |
| 0:37.8 | From Blue Alaska, this is the Big Fib! |
| 0:42.9 | And now here's your host, Deborah Goldstein. |
| 0:46.4 | Welcome to the Big Fib, the game show where kids choose between the Fintastic |
| 0:51.3 | orchestration of truth and the stranding or waily and colossity of tooth-raked lies. |
| 0:59.4 | I'm your host, Deborah Goldstein, and in the studio today is our sound effects robot Lisa, |
| 1:04.6 | whose name stands for live in studio audience. And I'm also not a fan of unicorns or mermaids. |
| 1:10.7 | Okay, why aren't you a fan of unicorns or mermaids. |
| 1:16.5 | Okay, why aren't you a fan of unicorns or mermaids and why do you feel the need to share your dislike of too much beloved mythical creatures? |
| 1:19.8 | Unicorns are just horses with wings. |
| 1:22.1 | And you'll recall from our episode on horses that I fear horses. |
| 1:26.1 | Yes. |
| 1:26.5 | Put a long, pointy sword on a horse's head and give it wings, and that is the most terrifying thing I can imagine. Okay, that tracks and mermaids? I don't actually have anything against mermaids personally, but they do live in water, and robots do not do well in water. Do you know what it's like for a robot to put on a wetsuit, Deborah? No. They're very tight. And I get sweaty just thinking about putting wetsuits on and Deborah, don't make me do it. It's okay. It's okay. You don't have to put on a wetsuit. Okay. And why are we discussing unicorns and mermaids in the first place? Oh, well, that's because we got a question from a listener asking me which I like better. Hi, Lisa. I have a question for you. Which one do you like better? Unicorns or |
| 2:09.5 | marmades? And that is my answer. No to flying horses with swordheads and no to wetsuits and mermaids. |
| 2:16.8 | Okay, but are there any mythical creatures that you do |
| 2:19.2 | like? Guinea pigs are pretty cute. Guinea pigs, they're not mythical, they're real animals. |
| 2:24.4 | They are? Those cute little balls of fur that crunch on hay and make little adorable tweeting |
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